the madness of bar exploring



After the success in April of a risky but in the end navigable voyage hiking around rural Franconia to far away brewpubs, (including using the always patchy Oberbayern public transport), I must have experienced a surge of confidence, because I upped the stakes in June, relying on a ludicrous number of connections in order to try several very nice looking pubs in the ลฝฤรกrskรฉ vrchy national park in Czechia all in one day. On a Sunday.

Remarkably they were all open with one exception of Hyltn in Oldล™iลก which opened only at 4pm by which point I’d be at the other side of the region. Still, given the circumstances, 7 out of 8 targets being open seemed too good to miss out on.

En route we encountered a village called Kvฤ›tna (blooming flowers) that was genuinely fields of flowers, log cabins, lakes, a mechanical orchestra, Medieval turrets, a village pub run by an incredibly elderly lady, local life and the cheapest half-litre of beer in Czechia.

Below is a look at the day’s itinerary cobbled together with Mapy.cz and Muj Vlak, the state railways app. Spot the number of short changeovers and absolute absence of a backup if anything goes wrong.


Sunday 22nd June

Train – Vranovice (our base) to Brno 08:24-08:48

Train – Brno hl. N to Svitavy โ€“ 08:56-09:56

Train – Svitavy to Poliฤka 10:02-10:29

Walk 10 mins walk from station to centre.

Pubย  #1 –ย  ล enk Noลพรญล™e Dobroty, ย Poliฤkaย 

Train – ย Poliฤka toย  Borovรก u Poliฤky (NOT Zastavka, the one after) 12:00-12:11

Pub #2 – Roubenka Borova, Borovรก u Poliฤkyย 

Run (yes, really…) to Pusta Rybna, 4.9km (A fast walk will take 36 minutes so to catch the bus weโ€™d need to arrive around 1pm, which requires departingย  at 12:30

Pub #3 –ย Hostinec Hluฤรกl, Pusta Rybna (who knows how much time weโ€™ll have โ€“ have a quick look in)

Bus – Pusta Rybna 842141 bus to Leave at Krizianky dolni konec stop โ€“ leaves in the square opposite the pub โ€“ 13:08 – 13:20

Bus – Krizianky dolni konec 842140 bus โ€“ 13:25 to ย Nove Mesto na Morave rozc. Kadov (halfway to Nove Mesto, crossroads of Kadov) 13:42

Walk to Kadov โ€“ 18 mins โ€“ arrive 14:00

Pub #4 – Hostinec U Janeฤkลฏ, Kadovย 

Bus – Bus 842143 from square opposite pub to Tล™i Studnฤ› โ€“ 14:43-14:53

Pub #5 – Krฤma na nรกmฤ›stรญ, Tล™i Studnฤ›ย 

Walk to Hostinec s orchestriรณnem 8.9km / 5.5 miles โ€“ should take about 1hr 20 // 15:45-17:05

Pub #6 – Hostinec s orchestriรณnem/Hostinec Veselรญฤko, Veselรญฤkoย 

Bus 842130 – Veselicko to ลฝฤรกr nad Sรกzavou 17:46-17:57 ย OR 18:22-1835

Walk Exit at Obchodni centrum and walk 6 mins to:

Pub #7 – Sรผssลฏv hostinec, ลฝฤรกr nad Sรกzavou

Train to Brno:ย  19:33-20:40 or 20:33-21:40

Train to Vranovice later and home.


8 trains, 5 buses, a 5km run and an 8km hike (with a combined 45 minutes of other walking in-between). By the end I’m 7 beers deep with a dying phone battery.

Normally I do these crawls to help guide you to accessible routes, but on this occasion I would advise against it! Not because these pubs don’t deserve a visit – they were lovely.



The pubs were all between good and great and, as a result all of them got on the guide. But I wouldn’t advise trying my route chiefly because it’s something a rather dumb, obsessive and reckless person would do. I needed a bit of luck and got it: superb dry weather, punctual public transport. Nothing snapped, broke or fell out.

But it would only have taken a single mishap for it to turn sour. It was also not possible to spend a good amount of time in a couple of the pubs due to the single and only bus option at Pusta Rybna without which the endeavour would have failed.

This is the bind though – there is limited time, so when the days are long and the forecast is good it suddenly seems reasonable. I wouldn’t bet against trying something similarly daft in future.


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